walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

walkin' on sunshine

To be completely drunk or stoned to the point where you pass out.

I feel like walkin' on sunshine!!

by paul guillintine December 23, 2006

walkin on the sun

1. Best Song Ever
Hit song buy the great band smash mouth. Somewhat overplayed........but if its not on ur ipod download it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

2. A term use to describe something that would have immediate and most likely deadly consequences.

Husband- You wanna go to Iraq for our honeymoon?
Wife- Are you crazy i dont wanna go walkin on the sun!!!!!!
Husband- Your right............hey wanna listen to some smash mouth?

by NiMiF November 25, 2007

Walkin' on my knuckles

Drunk to the point of being nearly unable to walk.

I don't remember how I got home from Jarvis's house. By the time I left the party I was walkin' on my knuckles.

by chubnest February 20, 2010

Walkin on Sunshine

When you drive through 3 or more yellow lights in a row.

Person: Wow man, I was almost late for work, but luckily I was Walkin on Sunshine.

by SushiMonster555 June 28, 2010

Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 27, 2021