walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

walk the dog by Your Mom April 23, 2005

walk the dog

Have sex with your boyfriend when you're not in the mood because he won't stop humping your leg until you do

Girl 1: Did you and Jason get home from the bar ok last night?
Girl 2: Yeah. We were pretty drunk. I was ready to sleep but I had to walk the dog first.
Girl 1: How was it?
Girl 2: Fine. He came in 3 minutes and we both passed out. Then we had really good hangover sex the next morning.

walk the dog by Prp Guy March 18, 2011

walk the dog

To engage in the act of smoking methamphetamine. The term is documented to have originated from University Place or U.P. in Washington state. Most commonly used when a person or group of friends are about to partake in the action of smoking meth. Where as they must find an excuse or reason to leave their current " chilling " situation so no one knows what they are going to go do.

Hey man, I could go for another pick me up right now because I don't have the energy to pull another motor. Just go tell " them " that we're going to go walk the dog and we'll be right back.

walk the dog by PezoCon January 6, 2008

Walk the dog

A term used to mean "go smoke some marijuana (weed).
With buddies or to get away from mother

Hey mom- were going to "walk the dog" be back in a hour!

You guys want to go "walk the dog"

Walk the dog by "Al"bert Einstein May 20, 2016

walk the dog

to vomit

i don't feel so good, i think i'm gonna walk the dog all over the place.

walk the dog by bethany lisa April 7, 2004

walk the dog

1)to do an amazing yo-yo trick
2)to urinate in a toilet or in your pants, hey whatever floats your boat
3)to dance like an idiot

1)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog
2)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog and now its dripping on my freaking carpet
3)look at that idiot over by the bar walkint the dog he should be put to death

walk the dog by t-radical squared May 14, 2005

Walk the dog

A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.

This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.

*during a FaceTime call*

Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.

The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.

Walk the dog by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020