A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.
B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)
C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.
D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"
E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.
Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.
B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)
C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.
D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"
E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.
Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
by The Scurviest Pirate on Earth August 8, 2005
Get the Wal-Mart mug.1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.
2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.
3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.
3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O
5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center
10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.
20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.
25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.
50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.
Thank you freedom. >.<
5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center
10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.
20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.
25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.
50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.
Thank you freedom. >.<
by ssssssshhh. A secret! Hehe January 22, 2010
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"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me
-me
by Dave January 7, 2005
Get the Wal-Mart mug.A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.
They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.
They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)
They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.
They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)
Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.
Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!
Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)
Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!
Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)
by Maine Event April 8, 2004
Get the Wal-Mart mug.The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.
In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)
by Names are for sissies June 12, 2006
Get the Wal-Mart mug.The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart mug.The world's largest (and cheapest) retail chain. To keep its costs low, this place has shitloads of security cameras, security alarms, and a "restricted item list" (super glue, razor blades, etc.). Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck if your car gets damaged by a shopping cart. Also note that this place doesn't sell CDs with "Parental Advisory" stickers on them.
I went to Wal-Mart today and was watched by hundreds of security cameras. I bought a Korn CD (edited version) and replacement heads for my Norelco electric shaver, which showed up as a "restricted item" at the checkout. The alarms beeped as I left the store because the dumb-ass cashier didn't deactivate the security device on my Korn CD. The side mirror of my car fell off because it was hit by a shopping cart. The mother-fucker at the service desk said, "We are not liable for vehicle damage caused by carts."
by Your Grandpa November 28, 2004
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