Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014

wacky

A word that means 'crazy', as in weird, different from others, silly or funny.

1. You are so wacky!
2. Have you heard of that wacky website?

by Nanda June 29, 2006

wacky shirley

Per Amy Schumer: A "Wacky Shirley" is when a girl sits on a guy's face getting her pussy eaten while reading her tweets. She invented it because all the weird sex stuff is geared towards men.

I pulled a "wacky Shirley" on max today! He liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more"

by Swanky1 December 12, 2015

wanky yanky

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.

This code is a bit wanky yanky.

by dewim June 9, 2018

Wacky Hand

A dance where you extend your arms out not so much, turn your hands sideways and your palms face you, then move it up and down, one hand going up, the other hand going down.

"Bro, wanna do the wacky hand with me?"
"Duuuude the wacky hand is like s o o o radical."

by Muffler man January 24, 2019

wanky slam

(verb) to wanky slam.

The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.

Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.

"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."

by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009