Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

wakanini bliss

The ultimate bliss, found in something that one would not normally find bliss in.

*Phhffft*

Uncle Smee: "Holy sheeeiitt! That pimple popped soo well! I'm in wakanini bliss!!!!"

Olmstead Willis: "Oh my god. Yo that shit was sick. Clean up my god-damnned mirror you fuck-up."

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

waladinger

A really cool person. A pimp

Matt Is a waladinger

by Matt May 4, 2004

wakandan fork

A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.

I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.

by I like the thicc Bois June 25, 2019

Wakandan Anaconda

An adjective to describe ones very large penis in length and gurth, some would say its the size of a anaconda the famous snake in brazil.

Like they say if you want the anaconda you gotta go Wakanda; Wanna see the Wakandan Anaconda

by VTeezy12 July 4, 2019

Wakandinated

wakandinated is being in sync, it’s like a constant thing too you can’t just undo it but basically being on the same wavelength and aligning with someone in someway at random times

“Look at them, they’re so wakandinated they even walk the same and don’t even know”

by im6’8 February 17, 2025