Flag Waiver 

Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"

"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."

"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."

Flag Waiver by Dicker9point5 September 12, 2013

stop sign waiver 

When some person waives his right-of-way at a four-way stop by waving at the other driver to go ahead.

Jim: "Look at that idiot; he has the right-of-way, but he's waving at me to go ahead."
Bob: "He's just being polite."
Jim: "He's not being polite. He's probably so stupid he doesn't know he has the right-of-way! He is a a stop sign waiver."

stop sign waiver by JRSchwartz November 3, 2009

Hip Waiters 

women or gay men who hang off of guys and stay constantly by their side hoping for some action. Can also refer to hired escorts, strippers or prostitutes or any scantily clad women who is attached to a man for the obvious singular purpose of using him for sex.

His two friends Sheila and Samantha are obviously hip waiters.

Hip Waiters by Misty17 August 18, 2010

spoiler waiver 

What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.

Abbr. SW.

Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.

Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:

You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination

Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?

spoiler waiver by unguis November 1, 2017

Waiver Rat 

a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.

I can't believe that waiver rat was up late and already swooped up Brandon Lloyd and Peyton Hillis.

Waiver Rat by Octoberist October 11, 2011

waiver meat 

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.

Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.

waiver meat by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007

counting waiters 

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

counting waiters by aly-b September 27, 2011