a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
by lovedbyhim September 7, 2007
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1. intense dislike or ill will as a result of waiting or a delay
2. The act of hatefully and intentionally making someone wait or causing a delay
3. when you have the power or means to make someone wait for a long time so you do just that, because you hate them
1. intense dislike or ill will as a result of waiting or a delay
2. The act of hatefully and intentionally making someone wait or causing a delay
3. when you have the power or means to make someone wait for a long time so you do just that, because you hate them
ex. 1) The waitress at the Olive Garden was filled with waitred because her boyfriend and his friends took an hour just bullshitting before ordering their food.
ex. 2) It was waitred when the waitress at the Olive Garden let the food that her boyfriend and his friends ordered sit in the kitchen for an hour getting cold while she made up false reasons why it was taking so long to for their food to come out.
ex. 2) It was waitred when the waitress at the Olive Garden let the food that her boyfriend and his friends ordered sit in the kitchen for an hour getting cold while she made up false reasons why it was taking so long to for their food to come out.
by Smackbaggot October 17, 2020
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by Juanita004803283 March 6, 2010
Get the Angry Mexican Waitress mug.on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012
Get the waitress crush mug.The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
Get the Waitress Lottery mug.when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
by drstrange September 9, 2008
Get the tipping the waitress mug.a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'
by penguinpie May 24, 2007
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