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Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Air Wake

A wake of air that is created when someone walks by in almost a run.
We all were sitting around taking when Lonnie walked by so fast he created an air wake.
by Russell Pridgen January 8, 2008
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stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.
Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!
by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010
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Wailene

The Wailene sung of heartache in a nasal twang!
by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).
Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!
by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011
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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
by pussy bee October 28, 2019
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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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