Waffler
Waffler by bigdicksuckit October 10, 2019
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The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
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Waffler
Waffler by Moldypopcorn525 February 17, 2020
waffler
Someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don't but full effort into the thing they are doing. Such as a person doesn't put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
Tony said, "Louis, quit being a fucking waffler", when Louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
waffler by CaetheWumbo November 22, 2009
waffler
waffler by Klein collins janitor March 4, 2004
waffler
Someone employed in the pornography industry who's duties include licking in and around a male porn actor's anus (see: rimming, tossing salad) during breaks in filming. This is done to ensure the porn actor's penis remains in an excited state (see: hard) thus allowing smooth transitions during scene changes and/or makeup reapplication.
This is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
This is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
Oh, the new guy's just a waffler? Well, send him in... Today's his lucky day; I've got a terrible case of butt vomit.
waffler by Bukkake Gargler November 6, 2006
Waffler
A piercing that goes into your penis. You get a waffle that is soggy from syrup being all over it then you wrap it around your penis. After wrapping the waffle around your penis you put a needle through your penis to keep the waffle there.