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wafflemouth

1) Someone with a really wide mouth, who can fit an entire waffle in it at once.

2) A really wide mouth that can fit an entire waffle at once.
Jenny would be pretty cute if she weren't such a wafflemouth.
by dictopodes May 20, 2018
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Wafflehouser

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.
Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?
by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014
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wafflegoth

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.
That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.
by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011
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wiffledorf

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.
Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!
by JK2000 March 11, 2014
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Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.
1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.
by KoKo37 November 10, 2008
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WaffleBoggle

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits
Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good
by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016
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Wafflecock

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.
"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"
by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009
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