waffle crapper

A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.

Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.

by Brnk365 November 9, 2005

waffle crapper

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

Wafflecrapper

A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.

"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."

by Paulzzy December 10, 2009

Wafflecrapper

An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.

Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.

1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.

2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.

by BrianaBreakdown July 3, 2009