WMD

Weapons of Mass Distortion

See Bush, idiot, stupid or republican.

by Pretzels Kill September 23, 2004

WMDs

an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.

Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.

by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008

WMD

Weapon of Mass Distraction: anything that keeps the ppls heads in the clouds. This can be TV, dope, shopping malls, corner store liquor marts etc.

Turn off that Weapon of Mass Distraction and slay Babalyon.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

WMD

Women On My Dick

Jonlajoie: ...I do chicks. In Iraq they found WMDs, "Women on my dick".

by MutinyVT March 3, 2011

WMD

Weapon of Mass Destruction: something that brings ruin to humanity

George W. Bush is the biggest Weapon of Mass Destruction.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

WMD

The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.

"Hey Rumsfeld! We can't find any weapons!"

"Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria! They have WMD!"

by concerned citizen January 12, 2005

WMD

A female with out of control enourmous breasts.

"Oh good lordy Papo. It don't take General Powell to find those WMD's on that girl. We should invade."

by Angel August 21, 2004