A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.
Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011
Get the Brett Wilshire mug.A city in the south of England, it is like the South Central of Wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. The main cause of this is the asian community in the Bemerton Heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. There is also the are known as the Friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of Gypsy's with ten-bedroom caravans selling Marijuana they grew in a windowbox.
The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.
Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.
Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
BadMan1 "Lets go score some rocks from the Filipinos in the Heath"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"
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by WelshyLuvsCwtches January 24, 2020
Get the Welshied mug.jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.
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Get the Wilshire mug.Often categorized as Gilky this is specimen beyond all belief as he battles with cluelessness and a harsh allergy to Milk known as lactose intolerance
by Munchfu February 14, 2023
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Jesus: What's Wrong?
Fernando: I have an itch in my willshire that won't go away!
Jesus: Between your scrotum sack and your anus?
Fernando:Yeah!
Jesus:Dude that sucks.
Jesus: What's Wrong?
Fernando: I have an itch in my willshire that won't go away!
Jesus: Between your scrotum sack and your anus?
Fernando:Yeah!
Jesus:Dude that sucks.
by Boss_Man September 14, 2008
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