Whoops

When you accidentally drop your dildo on the way to the shower.

Me : *walks to shower*
Me : *drops dildo*
Me: *bows down to pick it up*
random black guy : *puts dick in butt*
Me : *whoops*

by Dickwap December 6, 2018

Whoops

1: A signal used when someone is pissed to the point of not caring anymore. Usually means you broke 'em bro. Often a sarcastic reply to excessive amounts of complaining. More specifically a sarcastic reply to some dumbass getting upset if you make a "mistake".

2: said when a genuine mistake is made.

3: said when a mistake was made on purpose.

1: idiot: I hate math
Me: oof
Idiot: I hate ice cream
Me: damn
Idiot: I'm booooored
Me: sorry?
Idiot: you're no fun
Me: whoops.

2: me *knocks over Coke and spills on friend accidentally* whoops!

3: me: *knocks Coke over and spills on crush so I have an excuse to fluster and grab some napkins for him, opening up possible conversation- even tho I'm too awkward to actually do that but whatever idfc* whoops.

by Yeeting Hecks May 19, 2020

Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.

Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"

by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018

Whoops

a term used in Chicago for fake shoes

Dude ass had on some whoops!Im talkin 7's mixed with 18's!!!

by LaShaun Bowling March 18, 2009

whoops

nickname for Jägermeister

i blacked out last night and did something i deeply regret. must have been the whoops

by papparni February 25, 2010

whoops

nickname for Jägermeister

i blacked out last night and did something i deeply regret. must have been the whoops

by papparni February 25, 2010

Whoops

Pretending to drop something so you can bend over and pick it up to get your crush to check out your ass

*drops pen

Me: whoops
Crush: daaamn

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018