whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by whitest widow December 21, 2016

Whitest boy alive

Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.

There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

whitest whites

I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites

I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.

by NUGGETDerp June 25, 2018