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volunteer prostitute

1. A more humanistic term for a slut.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.
Guy One: Man, I totally hooked up with that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.
by walshbear December 31, 2011
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Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.
My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.
by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018
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never volunteer

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
by eighthofseven November 12, 2007
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grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer
by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019
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Volunteer High School

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.
“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”
by грустныйКова February 17, 2021
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Volunteer

Someone who helps to do work without pay.
If the volunteers at urban dictionary don't fucking post this they deserve to die in a hole.
by Brade-steed January 23, 2018
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Volunbeering

Volunteering your time or helping out at a beer festival. Also applies to volunteers helping out at a brewery.
Can't go out, I'm volunbeering at the beer fest today.
by kurtles! September 30, 2010
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