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Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.
Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.
by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006
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Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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Volcano cum

To cum a large amount in a projectile fashion, straight in the air.
Derek: Yo did you murder that poon last night?
Peter: You bet your ass I did. I volcano cummed everywhere!
Derek: Dude sick!!
by HDMImurcielago April 14, 2014
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Mud Volcano

(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.
Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?

David: Why?

Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!

Selfish Michael: Gross!
by Room'd July 5, 2011
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Volcano Strat

When you go in the corner of a room, butt-naked, and lean against it upside-down with your ass against the wall and your back curled against the floor. You then proceed to masturbate, and when you ejaculate, you shoot it into the air in a similar fashion as a volcanic eruption, sometimes into one's own mouth.
Aye man, just hit that Volcano Strat, feeling good.
by ektooo October 28, 2019
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Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.
After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.
by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016
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slippery volcano

the term 'slippery volcano' is used to describe a coital act taking place during menses.
"let's do the slippery volcano. don't worry about the mess, that's what towels were invented for."
by like you want November 8, 2009
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