Vogel
Someone whose so deep into the closet they are finding Christmas presents. Also used to refer to someone who pursues high school aged children.
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Vogel
Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.
A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.
While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
Vogel by judbgrdmchn September 3, 2008
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Vogel
He's the one of a kind. Rare, ambitious, and the smartest guy in the room also an alpha on his territory.
But lacks of romantic life story for maybe 2 decades of his life
He's maybe silent, but silent doesn't mean he's unfriendly.
But lacks of romantic life story for maybe 2 decades of his life
He's maybe silent, but silent doesn't mean he's unfriendly.
Vogel by Ghostly being November 22, 2021
Vogel
"You hear Vogel's are allied with Astria?"
"No way. That guy just mentioned Vogel spells Astria backwards, and now I can totally see it."
"No way. That guy just mentioned Vogel spells Astria backwards, and now I can totally see it."
Vogel by Melvin Muscle June 4, 2023
Vogel Squat
Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.
Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."
Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
Vogel Squat by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005
Pulling a Vogel
1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.
2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight
Pulling a Vogel by ilovewafflesandpancakes April 22, 2011