Monthly Visitor

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

by Queixa June 19, 2012

vietor

A juvenile, blustery copout based on a mix of cynicism and amnesia, but delivered ineffectively, with gratuitous use of the words "like, dude," thus discrediting the intended denial.

Hey, Tommy, I know you did it. What was your take when you guys hawked your mom's jewelry?"

"What man? Dude, like what do you know about stuff that happened two and a half years ago?"

Yeah right, pull a vietor! I don't believe you.

by a j a x February 20, 2017

Vistor

Like a visitor but of a lower class.

"Isnt Johnny having that vistor from abroad", "Yeh hes below us, I dont like him"

by MonkeyKilla January 3, 2006

Vistory

A friendship between two or more people in which the friends are very similar in tastes and can talk for hours about anything, usually well into the night and early morning hours, foregoing literally all sleep to spend time with their vistorical friends.

The vistory between the two caused them both to develop severe bouts of insomnia, and they suffered from so much lack of sleep that they could actually FEEL death's cold breath on their necks.

by Danger May 25, 2004

untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

The Visitors

Known as Les Visiteurs in France. A kickass movie starring Jean Reno about an 11th century knight and his squire who are accidentally transported to modern times by a senile wizard. The plot centers around the nobleman's quest to return back to his own time by enlisting the help of his descendant. A cult classic in France. Its image has since been tarnished by "Les Visiteurs 2" and the American version "Just Visiting."

The Visitors is a funny movie. See it..Okkkkkk ayyyyyyyy

by Juwanna Tinkle October 24, 2005

Visitor's Dugout

A consenting, nonsexual male partner to a lesbian, for the purposes of keeping a heterosexual facade; the male equivalent of a Beard.

"Check out Alyssa's Visitor's Dugout, Dave."
"Is he the Visitor's Dugout, or is she the Beard?"
"Oh, that's deep, bruh. "

by Love Button & Webb June 16, 2017