Vineyard Vines

Clothes for douchebags.

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.

by hippieyogi December 10, 2016

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 7, 2006

Vineyard

A troll in chat, always trying to make DN-jokes, ratting in the basement.

Oh my, have you seen Josh being a total Vineyard in chat?

by KilLBulLEt January 27, 2023

Vineyard Vine

a clothing line that takes the preppy cliche to another level. It's literally suggesting that your a preppy county yacht club kid. People only buy them when they go to college so that people think they have money. It's sending a wrong message and it's a way of bragging that you are rich or trying to show that your rich.

Person A:Oh your wearing a vineyard vine shirt? Let me guess, daddy Is a stock broker and mommy is an anesthesiologist?
Person B: nope dads a brain sergon and mom is a civil engineer. What about you? your wearing vineyard vine too what do your parents do?
Person A: well....... My mom is the CEO of Bear sterns and my dad is the wolf of wallstreet

Person A: your a lier, take off the vineyard vines. Your one of those kids who bought them to fit in while in college

by Gerrygggggggg April 3, 2015

Vineyard Vines

A brand of clothing by Martha's Vineyard. Typically worn by white boys, but seen on the "popular" kids of all races. Comes in colors:
* Pink
*Salmon
*Light Blue
*Tan

Boy 1: He's popular?!?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Boy 1: But he doesn't even wear Vineyard Vines!

Girl 1: You can't wear Vineyard, Molly! You haven't even been there.
Girl 2: Uggh, neither have you Tiffany!

by TooUrban4U May 17, 2015

Vineyard Vines

A preppy brand of clothing started by two brothers (Shep and Ian). It has got a laid back, sort of relax and hang out in Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket sort of theme. It is growing in popularity and they even opened their flagship store in Edgartown (Martha's Vineyard) last year (July 2005). They make fun, comofortable clothing and accessories. It is sort of known as a "new preppy" style, and is very New England. They make a lot of nice ties, with fun, creative prints.

"Hey Ted, lets go buy a few ties at Murray's Toggery Shop"
"Ok, let me just grab my Vineyard Vines 'harbor vest,' its so comfortable."

by TM April 19, 2006

vineyly

adverb. completed in the manner of early slaves and indentured servants; messily, with increased clumsiness; often in the presence of a screaming master.

Kate forgot to put the meat back in the muffin and was soon chastised by her husband for acting so vineyly.

by mylahontas December 7, 2010