Vikiism

A socialist/anarchist ideology created by a c-list youtuber for a joke

Damn, this vikiism really is the best ideology ever

by Viki1999 May 16, 2020

Minnesota Vikings

A very good football team who usually play well in the regular season, but CHOKE when it comes to a Super Bowl.

Did you hear the Minnesota Vikings won the Division?

ya but wait till the playoffs

by kyweaver February 13, 2010

vikings

Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*

Vikings will eat you.

by Vikinger November 24, 2007

VIKINGS

Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.

by GROMM August 8, 2004

Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006

vikings

people who originated from scandinavia.known for being feirce wrriors that struck fear into the hearts of men.prefered the axe and were quite skilled in batle with it.the actual discoverers of the new world

vikings were greater fighers than even the spartans

by Lars F. October 28, 2003

Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009