That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the
kids are
sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful
thing.
1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the
kids are at their
Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the
math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers