Veljko and Baks

These two guys with big cock fucked up whole Croatia and they will bring back Kosovo to Serbia.

Veljko and Baks are two amazing serbian warriors.

by Knez November 21, 2021

velko

A Bulgarian short name for 'Velislav'. A very funny person who usually has an enormous ground breaking penis and is usually too shy.

''Who is that faggot?''
''He's Velko, he likes me but doesn't want to tell me it''

by VelkoTheMen January 26, 2019

veliko tyrnovo

Old Bulgarian capital. Beautyful city in the midle of the country.

simaka johny koceto pero roko prilepa veliko tyrnovo

by Ivan St October 11, 2007

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.

(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*

by KanalDingo May 13, 2019

Veljkolow

Refers to League of Legends ranked elo in which Veljko can be found. This is also known as D4 EUNE

I lost so many games , dude... I'm in Veljkolow now.
Oh nooo, you are playing in Veljkolow now.

by Djokara November 9, 2022

velko

Velko is a Bulgarian name of a beautiful boy who is definetly not writing this right now.

''HEY! VELKO! YOU RETARD!''
''I'm not a retard you asshole''

by GayNibber123 November 4, 2017