Vajman

A man-child, normally of Indian origin. Kind of retarded and good for prank calling. Once tried Amsterdam brownies and regretted it.

‘Vajman is almost as great as Gru!’ cried the children ‘But not quite’

by Dongle McIrish April 24, 2019

Vanbantered

The act of sending someone to Syria, permanently.

Person 1: " Hey do you know what happened to Micheal?" Person 2: "Oh yeah, he got Vanbantered"

by wigga69 January 11, 2021

vandana

Vandana basically means praise or worship.

It's an exquisite name.

You're such a vandana.

by yalolk June 20, 2014

Vandan

-Someone who runs this shit
-Has extraordinary SWAGGER
-Cool and laid back person
-A straight-up BOSS

Look at that cool kid.... man I want to be like him, he mos def is Vandan........

by iced_bling May 17, 2009

white van man

A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?

A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".

by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

Dave Vanian

born David Lett.
An English musician.
Lead Vocalist for the damned(one of the founding fathers of Punk).
He brought goth style into the popculture world.
Is known for wearing his interesting clothing and makeup on and off stage.
Handles stage invaders like a boss!

Punk Girl 1:'Have you seen the video for 'Eloise' by The Damned?'

Punk Girl 2:'Yeah ! Dave Vanian looks so beautiful in that one ! '

Punk dude 1:'Dude!'

Punk dude 2:'What?'

Punk dude 1:'I just watched that' Love Song' video you told me about!

Punk dude 2:'cool huh?'

Punk dude 1: 'Dude, that Vanian dude is freakin' badass man!! Badass!!!!'

Dave Vanian handles stage invaders like a boss!

by TheGirlK August 21, 2011

vanvan

the most wonderful person who is an awesome friend and who can totally beat anyone up with her super awesome asian powers.

Also known as van quantity squared

omg she is so cool, like a vanvan
that vanvan is my best buddy

by gabizzlee May 15, 2009