Vanilla

normal and boring sex.
used by more sexually adventerous people kinked to describe the dull sex had by the unimaginative

he's so vanilla he probably thinks leaving the lights on is dirty.

by Sunshine December 13, 2004

vanilla

plain, simple, ordinary, normal

This shirt is so vanilla. Don't you wear anything else.

by Light Joker December 23, 2005

vanilla

Original game format without any mods.

Playing Empire Total War vanilla makes you want to kill the person who designed the AI.

by OMG_Butters June 21, 2010

vanilla

A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.

BOY BITES GIRL ON NECK
GIRL: What are you doing?
BOY: Biting your neck - d'ya like it?
GIRL: Eew! Get off!
BOY: sigh You're so fucking vanilla, Toni.

"You can't take me into the heavy metal section! I'm way too vanilla for that."

"Of COURSE Hannah's still a virgin! Look at her, she's SO vanilla!"

by ChompGirl March 06, 2006

vanilla

1 - a type of foodstuff grown in a pod
2 - straight down the line, boring sex, with as little foreplay as possible, the kind of sex that the Catholic Church (proud sponsors of this year's Republican party) want you to have, if you have to have sex at all, and if you're married.

The sex was all right, but she's a bit vanilla for me.

by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003

vanilla

used to describe something that is very plain or bland. nothing special.

"she's a sweet girl, but she's very vanilla"

by puffallday February 14, 2010

vanilla

1. conventional, ordinary, non-deviating

2. according to the traditional, conventional, or ordinary sense of a thing. Typical or mundane.

3. the stereotypical definition or description of something

For someone that has never had sex yet, Britney isn't exactly your everyday, plain Jane, typical, vanilla virgin. I mean have you seen how she acts around both guys and girls, what she wears everyday, and just how many people she's dated?! It's just crazy to think that SHE hasn't had sex yet.

by Pastaphagocaelism June 11, 2013