vandy

The act of ducking out of work early on a regular basis. Promising a full 40 hour work week to an employer, when in realty, working 20 hours a week at most.

"Did you happen to see Michelle around recently? I saw her this morning." "She probably pulled a vandy today."

by terry brady September 1, 2006

Vandy

Van candy, that the chomos use to get kids in their van.

“Hey kid, want some vandy?”

by Russian van creep February 20, 2020

Vandy

Vandy is a backstabbing, lazy girl who is addicted to pain pills. She will do anything to get out of work and mooch off everyone else. At times she can be fun to be around, but mostly she likes to complain about everyone and everything. She would rather live off welfare, than support her kids.

"Can I borrow 10 buck so I can pick up my prescription?"

"You are turning into a Vandy."

by the dog walker February 3, 2010

vandy

An anti-climatic or poorly told story.
A very poor recounting of an event.

"Thanks for boring me to death with that vandy."
"You just pulled a vandy"

Explaining a joke from a TV show in a poor and nonsensical manner.

by JBBeaver January 18, 2007

vandy commit

The 6’4 freshman who will go yard on any pitch near the strike zone

“Yo that freshman just smacked the ball 450 to left”

“Of course he did he’s a fucking vandy commit”

by TheNantucketNibbler August 6, 2019

vandy candy

A preppy rich female who attends Vanderbilt University. Sometimes used as an insult. Sometimes used with pride.

Vandy Candy is bad for your health.

by RanklyAbused March 25, 2004

Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011