martin van buren high school

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.

Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.

by lovaboi_dj February 3, 2018

Peppermint Van Buren

A sexual maneuver in which a woman grows out her sideburns until they are as large and bushy as those of former United States President Martin Van Buren (fake sideburns are acceptable) and her sexual partner uses these as handles while she performs oral sex eating a peppermint candy.

Jane: Your dick is minty fresh.
Paul: Yeah, I gave that hairy bitch Denise a peppermint Van Buren last night.

Glenn: Martin Van Buren was a forgettable president.
Walt: Maybe so, but I'll never forget the first time I got a peppermint Van Buren!

by PrezFetish December 19, 2008

peppermint Van Buren

When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.

I gave that hairy bitch a peppermint Van Buren that would make Ambrose Burnside proud as pie.

by AmHistFetsh January 14, 2009

Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021

Emma M. Van Buren

A person with aver low IQ. Doesn't understand most things and cheats off of people for homework.

That person may be Emma M. Van Buren

by fsfdfstrtr October 2, 2020

The Van Burens

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).

Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013

VanBuren

A mixed drink, consisting of an entire bottle of champagne and Gatorade for color. A low calorie variant exists, often called a Rob Reiner on the west coast. In east Philadelpia (born and raised), the drink is known as the modern day mimosa. A paradoxical drink, it will not only give you a hangover, but will also cure one at the same time. A true marvel of modern science.

"Goin out for some VanBurens with the boys!"

by cunnninglinguist May 9, 2010