Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.
A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)
by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008
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also see stealth bitch,dinner whore,valentines day,love,hate
Guy 1: That girl is a valentine's whore because she used my friend just for his money, and then took off...
Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.
Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.
by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007
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by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007
Get the valentine's day mug.1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
by swtlew February 14, 2006
Get the Valentine's Day Legs mug.1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
Get the valentine's day mug.Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
Get the valentine's day mug.1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.
2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".
3. also known as single's awareness day.
2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".
3. also known as single's awareness day.
Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.
I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.
For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.
For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
by Marcy January 29, 2004
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