Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

by Xyrena June 13, 2007

Valentine's Day

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008

valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

by katie was here August 23, 2007

valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death

Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.

by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004

Valentines day

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007

Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.

"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.

by HiCallum October 1, 2013