Liverpool Vajazzle

Herpes

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”

by Jasian1028 July 8, 2021

vajazzle

(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."

by thats_so_sweet January 13, 2010

Vajazzle

Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled"

--Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

by Nogg00 January 13, 2010

Vajazzercise

Doing Kegels while listening to Jazz Music.

Patty is listening to Louis Armstrong in her cubicle again. The music drowns out the noises she makes when she vajazzercises.

by GreatAndPowerfulHeZ February 23, 2011

vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

vajazzle

to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

by vajazzler January 29, 2010

vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

by troppokelly April 4, 2010