Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.
Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012
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Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
by bambimasticator February 5, 2010
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An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary “is wondering if it is all worth it.”
Mark: “is thinking that was a bad idea.”
Mary “is wondering if it is all worth it.”
Mark: “is thinking that was a bad idea.”
An example of vaugebook:
Jessie “that was retarded.”
Opposite:
Tammy “is in line at the grocery store.”
Jessie “that was retarded.”
Opposite:
Tammy “is in line at the grocery store.”
by Sexy Nurse April 1, 2011
Get the vaugebook mug.Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
by The One they call Otter August 29, 2013
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The most fashionable people participate in voguebooking by updating their status messages with links to the latest styles.
by Polymathink February 3, 2010
Get the voguebooking mug.Intentional or unintentional vague or ambiguous facebook status message, which people have no clue as to what the heck you are talking about. Also included is posting fragmented song lyrics without stating the artist.
Penny: sure looks like someone is mad
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
by BillsontheHill February 20, 2010
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by dragonzite January 4, 2012
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