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vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.
After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian
by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016
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Vagisolated

1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.

2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!

2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
by Shho13 May 25, 2015
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vagillow

Why are you resting your head in my crotch?

Because you've got a soft vagillow.
by vagillow_lover October 21, 2008
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Vagilobe

The outer skin surrounding a vagina. Also known as the outer labia.
Man, her vagilobes really hang low and wobble to and fro.
by Maland April 21, 2013
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Vagisoft

Something that is almost as soft as the womb of a marshmallow mermaid, and is leaps and bounds softer than Baby Spice's bottom.
My girlfriend's hair is vagisoft.
by lil' rabbit December 14, 2011
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Vagilove

Two females bonding in a non-sexual way similar to a bromance between two guys.
Susan and Alice have a very strong vagilove.
by dilzilla January 17, 2017
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spinning vagislam

When a female leaps from above in a spiral-like manner and performs a vagislam on ones face angrily.
When Timmy was out playing one night with his friends and ignored his mothers calls for supper, needless to say mother became quite perturbed and instead of being served a warm nourishing meal when he arrived home he was served a hostile plate of spinning vagislam from the roof of his two story suburban home from a mother who was less than pleased.
by kurt and jim December 18, 2007
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