Tara’s vorig

It is the most beautiful thing you could ever imagine. Round, robust, and in yo face. Shake it like a armo aghaman

Tara’s vorig makes me so hyfy.

by Cutiewiththeboodie October 11, 2018

Votiznaz

Minnesota slang for a womans vagina - as originally coined by the 93x Half Assed Morning Show.

She had the nastiest votiznaz

by mike "the get some guy" July 7, 2010

Verizon

American telecom service provider known primarily for getting only two things right: its network and its money. Best choice for those who have money to blow and often desperately 'need' to access Facebook in the boonies

Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra!

by assmennfiossa December 20, 2014

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

A verizon guy

-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.

"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."

by luke Finn July 7, 2008

Verizon Droid

The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!

Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!

by droido November 6, 2009

verizon

A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.

*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"

"(profanity)..."

by Mike149 May 12, 2007