(Adj) The state of being Hyfy can either be good or bad.
1. Being extremely happy, excited, or anxious.
OR
2. Being extremely mad, pissed, angered, or frustrated.
(Good) A boy just got the best Christmas present ever, he is considered hyfy.
(Bad) Someone just lost a big game/bet and is in a very hostile mood, then he or she is considered hyfy.
(Bad) "Yo I'm about to knock this dude out, im so hyfy"
(Good) "I was so hyfy when I saw my new shoes"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!