That rare golden opportunity where an
attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the
kids are
sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.
1. (A). “Did you
see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our
girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered
Boi” by the West Side Hustlers