Venti

gay looking god who has cool puffy pants, hat and god knows how long it took to make that cape. Anyways VENTI PLS COME HOME.

Person 1 (Whale): Hey did you get Venti yet
Person 2(FTP): No what about you?
Person 1: c3 Venti
Person 2: fuck you

by valrune March 7, 2021

Verticulous

Adjective, a person who is controlling, monotone and humourless. A stickler for the rules, one who somehow overrules everyone and is extremely powerful and intimidating to all around them. Fair and just, they won't settle without a fight.

"wow Holt is so verticulous!"

by lennøx April 13, 2020

Lil Uzi Vertical

When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical

Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.

by PostToBe76 March 22, 2017

Venti

venti is a very attractive god from the game genshin impact. he is also known as barbatos. also known as ventilator. he is over 2600 years old and plays the lyre he is perfect in every way. anyway PLEASE COME HOME VENTI

person 1: whoa who is that hot person with the cool ass braids?

person 2: oh your talking about venti! i love him more than anyone. he is so cool.

by venti is god May 8, 2021

Venti Simp

A favouritism towards the Genshin Impact character "Venti" also known as "Barbatos" and "Windborne bard" being a Venti simp means you love him with all your heart and will not hesitate to ask to be his husband/wife on spot if he were real. And of you are a Venti simp there is a 90% chance you scream his name/freak out everytime he appears in the story

"I am a Venti Simp" "This person is a Venti Simp"

by SugarMaple616 July 25, 2021

vertical fish

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.

I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.

by Sebastian123 October 12, 2009

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023