used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them

"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy

"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022