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Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".
The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."
by Doomon April 16, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Word Definer

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an Urban Dictionary Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009
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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)
by fgv January 31, 2022
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you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here
URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead
by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021
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This is what it says on the Urban Dictionary homepage. You typed this in because you are bored and you're surfing Urban Dictionary for no apparent reason. Most likely you copied and pasted the word because you're too lazy to actually type it out.
Because you have no life, you typed in 'Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world.' Ctrl+C then, Ctrl+V. Great job, copy and paste.
by slashdeath97 July 7, 2009
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When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.
by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023
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