ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016

Ur a dick

Translate to: I am gay

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight

by Sally face on steroids November 1, 2021

ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

dick in ur hand

Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand

Wtf plenty of girls here and you guys are standing around with your dick in ur hand.

by Chuco cr November 24, 2016

Ur uncle nick has no dick

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018