Upstairs Frederick

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.

Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.

by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016

upstairs outsidies

feeling a girl's boobies (upstairs) from outside her shirt (outsidies)

it wasn't my fault- your mom made me go upstairs outsidies on her with force... i don't even want to say whut happened next

by Nuernburglar December 17, 2008

Upstairs Insidies

When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching

I like upstairs insidies because i can touch my girlfriends boobs when her shirts not on.

by Thrashed16 November 25, 2009

Upstairs Basement

A place in a house where you keep bodies

Milly was in my upstairs basement

by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.

"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."

by Steve-er January 31, 2010

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

upstairs outsidies

To touch a girl's breasts(upstairs) but on the outside of the shirt(outsidies)

*Guy rubs hands on girls boobs while making out*

Girl: Wow, this is great upstairs outsidies.

Guy: Hell yea.

by Djsteelerz March 3, 2009