Updog
A dog superhero whose superpower is trolling people with henways. Oh, and he tackles criminals like Joe and Candice I suppose.
Guy: How are you gonna rob me with Updog behind you?
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
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