Dude 1: Wow man my girlfriend is such a bitch. She didn't like my haircut so she dumped me and broke all the CDs I loaned her.
Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.
Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.
by 1stBurtonBro August 14, 2009
Get the Unicunt mug.When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.
One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
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Uncumming; Uncumming is the process in which someone's genitalia is to reverse the process of ejaculation.
What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.
More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.
More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
by toxicsherbert February 27, 2022
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Out of all the things Unicomics kept in his inventory throughout the whole Hardcore Quest it was the contract that said the land owned him..... darnit Uni
by K_Will_See November 22, 2017
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by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017
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