Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.

by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

Washin the undercarriage

The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.

"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.

by Mr Chaz January 15, 2013

moist undercarriage

When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.

Racheal got a moist undercarriage when she saw a large penis.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017

tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

chocolate undercarriage

The covering of shit on the bottom of a man's balls, when a girl shits while having sex.

She was so excited to have sex with him, she forgot to use the bathroom, and gave him a chocolate undercarriage.

by Powderhound April 13, 2014