under the table

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:
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under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.
by Under the Table September 25, 2008
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Under The Table

A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.
John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.
by Znight March 30, 2012
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spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls
dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday
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Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
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pay under the table

Paying cash
Do you guys pay under the table ?
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