equivalent of lowkey
by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009
Get the under the tablemug. An open but confusing sexual orientation.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
Get the under the tablemug. A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.
John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.
by Znight August 20, 2012
Get the Under The Tablemug. This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
Get the spider under the tablemug. by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
Get the hands under the tablemug. Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.
Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
by CJBrimson August 13, 2011
Get the Working under the tablemug. 