The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

unfuckable

A person not worth a fuck

Hey wannabe princess, you are unfuckable without make-up!

by Bastian Contrario March 16, 2017

unfuckable

a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her

1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable

by yorn aim November 14, 2003

Unfuckable

Someone that is incredibly disgusting and no one would ever have sex with, and it's basically a major turn off

That Bryan kid is a big turn off, unfuckable as hell

by Leonardobuttmuncher June 16, 2018

unfuckable list

An unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unfuckable.

Out of all the people I wouldn't do, Eric is at the top of my Unfuckable List. There ain't enough alcohol in the world for me fuck him.

by Waiting for Never December 1, 2015

undebunkable

Unable to be debunked.

Cheese: "It sounds like he plays a similar role to Toby, which is undebunkable."

by Bones_Malone July 2, 2019

unfuckable

Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.

Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.

by David Coufal October 3, 2003