Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

by FellowGonzalez September 8, 2022

Uncontrollable Skank

US (Uncontrollable Skank) or USing (Uncontrollably Skanking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or skanks, to a beat

Bill: Shit! Is Jake ODing?!

Ben: Nahhh mate, he's USing, ya DUN'KNOE about Jake's uncontrollable skanks!

by ButteryBookk August 10, 2010

Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.

I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.

by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009

Uncontrollable Procreation

A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.

Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"

2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."

by Catalanarts September 15, 2010

uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

by someone January 5, 2004

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Uncontrollalol

To laugh hysterically and without restraint.
Contraction of uncontrollably and lol (laughing out loud).

When someone has a raucous fit of laughter, it can be remarked that they "uncontrollalol".

by Richard Simmonds April 24, 2008