The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."
by JoZG October 20, 2008
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The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragon and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.
The uncle sam is my favourite patriotic theme sex move, even if it does turn her tongue blue.
by JDW May 02, 2005
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The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem
by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020
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Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.
One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam
by samsonite July 20, 2003
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A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.
Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.
by MK Ultra supersoldier January 01, 2005
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Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base
Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?
by Munstadi June 10, 2018
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