The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG September 02, 2008

uncle sam

The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragon and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.

The uncle sam is my favourite patriotic theme sex move, even if it does turn her tongue blue.

by JDW May 03, 2005

The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 13, 2020

uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 21, 2003

uncle sam

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.

Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.

by MK Ultra supersoldier January 02, 2005

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 22, 2012

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi May 27, 2018