Uncle-Jesseness 

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

Uncle-Jesseness by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

uncle jesse 

Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself

I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.


Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!

uncle jesse by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 4, 2003

uncle jesse and the oslen twins 

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

uncle jesse and the oslen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

Uncle Jessie 

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

Uncle Jessie by Mike February 8, 2004

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003

Uncle Jesse 

Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".

(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")

Where's Uncle Jesse?

Uncle Jesse by RonnieHoffman December 16, 2010