Uncle bod

Similar to the dad bod but in slightly better physical shape

Meh, dad boss are cool and all but what I'm really looking for is an uncle bod.

by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015

Uncle Bob

A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun.

Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.

There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!

by joseph84 January 4, 2010

Uncle Bob

Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”

“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”

by newbu September 14, 2018

uncle boner

An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Uncle boing

a guy that rejects a girl name maya because he’s 3 years older than her

Uncle boing defined for someone who says “ i’m still 3 years older then you maya“

by soleilsucks September 11, 2020

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

Uncle Bobby

An Indian (of the country of India-n decent) who is an Uncle Tom. An ethnic Indian person who distances himself from his people and culture to appear more white.

Bobby Jindall is so white--he's the original Uncle Bobby!

by MaryMooCow July 10, 2015