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uncle ben

(n.)

Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.

A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.
"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civic there. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried and it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."
by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005
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Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.
I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben
by the random. October 29, 2021
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Uncle Ben's

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011
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Uncle Ben, What happend?

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Uncle Ben's

Uncle Ben (aka. Franklin Ben) born 23 September 1965 , is an Indian prince who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat. He has been labelled 'The Sachin Tendulkar of instant rice'.

Mr. Ben also rose to fame in 2007 with his Bollywood classic "Rice Rice Baby".
Luke: What's for lunch today , Tommy?

Tom: Think I'll have some Uncle Ben's.

Luke: Hmm, you seem to have that quite a lot.

Tom: Yeah, once you've struck oil you stop digging.
by T.Snow'sPOS September 24, 2018
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uncle ben's boys

a racial term to define asians.
look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
by oliverclosoff December 1, 2009
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Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food
Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
by eef119 March 13, 2022
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